Starting with my all time favorite and then proceeding in no particular order...
"If there's a cure for this, I don't want it"
"Hey just between us--I'm an undiscovered genius"
"You've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend"
"Songs are like tattoos, you know I've been to sea before"
"Woke up this morning, one of my kidneys was gone"
"I woke up this afternoon and both the cars were gone"
"Everybody's mad, you don't know what it is, you're all covered in glitter like fairy jizz''
"I was raised in Arizona, just outside of Boston, in the heart of the Great Northwest"
"From this valley they say you are going"
"Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are"
"I am blind but I don't care, I take my blindness everywhere"
"People will know when they see this show the kind of a guy I am"
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain, too much loving drives a man insane"
"I'm too old to expect to feel good every day"
"I would wile away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain"
"We had the presents under the tree, what Santa didn't bring, we didn't need"
"He said you took the blues out of that Dylan song, I said I took the Dylan out of that blues songs"
"I was born in a cross-fire hurricane"
"Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball"
"She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves Jesus and America too"
"Hey Mr. Wall Street on the 50th floor, can't make the payments on your penthouse no more"
"I've got you under my skin, I've got you deep in the heart of me"
"Is there anybody going to listen to my story, all about the girl who came to stay?"
"She would never say where she came from"
"Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again"
"She's back on the pills, she's back on the booze, it might be sad but it sure ain't news"
"Everything went from bad to worse, money never changed a thing"
"T'was in another lifetime, one of toil and blood, when blackness was a virtue and the road was full of mud"
"You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack"
"I don't know why I love you like I do, all the changes you put me through"
"I met my old lover on the street last night, she seemed so glad to see me I just smiled"
"When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me"
"Once I had nothing, now I have less"
"Man, I wish I was jamming with The Stones on a beach in Barbados, and not stuck in Idaho in a stoner band called "The Baked Potatoes"
"Couple in the next room, they're bound to win a prize, they've been going at it all night long"
"Poets would be lost, there would be no tides, nothing hanging over this saloon"
"Hear that lonesome whippoorwill, he sounds too blue to fly"
"I was alone, I took a ride, I didn't know what I would find there"
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away"
"Don't tell me you don't know what love is when you're old enough to know better"
"He thought he was the King of America where they pour Coca-Cola just like vintage wine"
"You're a born again porn queen who finally found her niche, acting like a schoolgirl with an overwhelming itch"
"Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone"
"May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold"
"In the morning you go gunning for the man who stole your water"
"Five name that I can hardly stand to hear, including yours and mine and one more chimp who isn't here"
"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to Heaven"
"Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street"
"Hello, is there anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home?"
"Fools in love, well are there any other kinds of lovers?"
"Well I bet you're wonderin' how I knew, 'bout your plans to make me blue"
I could probably go on for hours, these are just some of the first that came to mind. How about you?