Wednesday, September 15, 2010
These Are A Few....
...Of My Favorite Spams
I get much less spam than I used to and almost all of it gets caught in my "Spam Filter", thanks to the good folks at Yahoo! But still, some does arrive everyday. I always wonder, who the Hell buys this stuff? Someone must be buying it or they wouldn't keep sending it. I actually don't mind spam. I find it entertaining, actually. Here is a list of my favorite spam subject lines, spam content, and spammer names. All are exactly as I received them. Enjoy!
Best Subject Lines:
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Wake up! You're dying!
I like you swore eternal love, and left, as can that be?
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Become a Teacher~It's easy!
Become a Psychologist~It's easy!
What if you yxu try eating vegatables instead of fast food? Taking pills is easier!
gene_burnett, discount time begins readers fruit involves Princess mountainous
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Mr. gene_burnett, here's 70% Sale Invitation. definite Nancy
Customer gene_burnett, this is a sale reminder. University freshman bracketed is Prussian
Welcome gene_burnett, super prices await you. sacred the and Under to
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La, murmuring at the same time vague words of cajolery. Then as the cat remained motion
Hello, gene_burnett! Check our crazy discounts. dog had Barry in leaves
Your huge machine will drive her nuts
Dear gene_burnett, take part in our sale. Prescott atoll eulogy
For gene_burnett. Sale prices today-80%. clergy is ball communities were
"your wife photos"
Lonely? We have an App for that
Halo gene_burnett, 70% Sale tonight. Door in Greek place
Hey gene_burnett, 80% Sale. Subsequent Poland
And finally, this one. Hmmmm...could this be spam?