These Are A Few....

...Of My Favorite Spams

I get much less spam than I used to and almost all of it gets caught in my "Spam Filter", thanks to the good folks at Yahoo! But still, some does arrive everyday. I always wonder, who the Hell buys this stuff? Someone must be buying it or they wouldn't keep sending it. I actually don't mind spam. I find it entertaining, actually. Here is a list of my favorite spam subject lines, spam content, and spammer names. All are exactly as I received them. Enjoy!

Best Subject Lines:

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"your wife photos"

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Hey gene_burnett, 80% Sale. Subsequent Poland

And finally, this one. Hmmmm...could this be spam?

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Best Contents:

Confess! You are broil about your organ size!

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Best Spammer Names

Mr. Savadogo Mahama

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Jervey Deculus

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Deatly Dipaolo

Tester Gosewisch

Viruettta Vansickle

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